No-one can accuse Brad and Angelina of doing things by halves, can they? Not only is their new South of France home an extravagant £35 million chateau with 35 bedrooms (a million pounds a bedroom, how divinely decadent!), a vineyard, a lake, a moat and a forest. But they spotted it from the air while scoping the area in their own helicopter. Now that's what I call house hunting!

They've said it's their dream home, so they're obviously big dreamers. A 1,000 acre estate complete with ponies, plus "a couple of million pound antiques to fill the place". What I wouldn't give to have the same financial flexibility.

Admittedly, 35 bedrooms might be just a tad OTT for just Cavalli and me. But it would certainly solve the problem of what to do about walkies when it's pouring. I could just let him loose on the ground floor after leaving treats in the servants' quarters - it would keep him on the go for hours.

I was fascinated to read that Coleen and Wayne are planning to give each guest at their wedding ceremony a live butterfly to release after they've exchanged their vows. I have to hand it to them, it's an original idea. I just hope the little fellas are stored carefully and don't get too hot in their little boxes...